Razors Blades and Spit
Speaking of damaging other people’s properties, I am reminded of a pair of events that happened in High School. While the goal may have been for these two events to be unrelated, I believe they were.
One day Justin, Ian, and I were riding back home from surfing at the beach. We were in Ian’s hatchback, Justin was sitting shotgun, and I was sitting behind him. I did not have my own window, but I had to spit so I asked Justin to scoot forward so I could spit out his window. Ian instantly advised against this as he thought the spit would just backfire and go all over his rear window, I of course disagreed and proceeded to spit out the window. Well just like Ian thought, a nasty loog instantly splattered all over his window. He was furious at the fact that I had done exactly what he told me not to do.
A few weeks later, Ian was riding shotgun in my 1986 Dodge Caravan. Somehow he found a razor blade and started cutting my inner upholstery and ceiling as I drove. I looked over at him and noticed what he was doing, all I could say is, “What are you doing?” He calmly put the razor blade down, and stopped destroying my car, but he showed no remorse. I am pretty sure he was getting his revenge on me for spitting all over his car, but only he really knows.
November 13th, 2009 at 7:37 am
HA! That was a trip down memory lane. I only remember cutting the ceiling of your van because it was hanging down in my face. You know how older cars’ ceilings sag sometimes? That what I recall. Then again, I could have just been pissed about the loogy on my window.
March 20th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
lol a handful of of the observations bloggers put up make me laugh, from time to time i question whether they honestly read the content pages and threads before leaving a comment or if perhaps they actually read over the title of the blog post and submit the first idea that comes to mind. in any event, it is actually nice to read through smart commentary occasionally in contrast to the identical, classic oppinion vomit that i mostly see on the web i’m going to play a smattering of hands of zynga poker good bye